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The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
Having sex with a person named Alan
1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I
Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.
Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!
Alan a bot is a phrase told to people with the name Alan. Is used generally while they are playing fortnite
Me-Damn Alan a bot!
His friends -For real
The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.
Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.
Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States
When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target
Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk