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1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style
2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background
"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"
~*~
"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."
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As with most recent porno strumpets, Alexa's not shy about delving into heated back door boffing, and many of her best scenes feature some quite randy rump roasting. Measurements: 34D-24-36
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she looks like a hammerhead that smells like she hasn’t showered 4 daysss. she acts lesbian and sucks toes
ewwww it’s alexa chink !! she smells
Alexa Broon is a nerdy boy. He is very intelligent but incredibly socially awkward and has zero common sense. He also likes to blow Donald Trump.
Girl: Do you know who Alexa Broon is?
Boy: No...
Girl: He didn't eat lunch because he was playing Magic
"Wow, Alexa Bliss is so short."
"No I'm not, you whore!"
"Oh, she's just a smol angry sinnamon roll."
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A TV Presenter & one of the best-dressers in England. Known to have an eclectic style, being on Vogue's best dressed list, former host of Popworld and most famously being Alex Turner's (of the Arctic Monkeys) girlfriend. Also known to be hated because she is Alex Turner's girlfriend.
Girl 1: Like OMG! Do you like Alexa Chung?
Girl 2: I love her style. I hate her.
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Gen Alexa, the generation of children born since November 2014 who will never know life without ALEXA responding to their requests even faster than Mom does. A generation destined to grow up without knowing that gratification is not instant.
Having been born in November 2014, they all belonged to the Gen Alexa group of kids. Sophia and Emma tried talking to their Grandfathers stereo speakers and were very disappointed that Baby Shark did not start playing. Aiden and Liam were confounded by their Great Aunt's house not turning the lights on when they told it to. Olivia and Lucas don't understand why the cookies they told their Great Granmother's refrigerator to order from Amazon never arrived.