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That moment when you're on the toilet and you've done a particularly messy dump and realise you've not got a toilet roll near you. So you detach yourself from the toilet like the 'Alien Queen' in search of another roll.
He pebbledashed the toilet like something out of a war zone then noticed he didn't have any toilet paper. This is when he had to perform an 'Alien Queen' and detach himself from the toilet and seek out another bog-roll.
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A sex doll for extra terrestrial homosexuals... or Asians.
Bung Lo put his 3' cock in the alien doll and lasted 22 seconds, a record for him.
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Best Gang in GTA purple is a bunch of pussies that have to hack to kill us.
The Green Aliens get my pussy so wet.
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Before the "Shocker" there was the alien gun
Place two in the "stink" and one in the "pink"
HOW TO: With the right hand form/create a gun(index finger out and thumb up), Extended middle finger (double barrel), then Extended pinky.....now shoot it..with recoil
(repeat recoil 3 times, then use slogan)
SLOGAN : " You like that?" said like a Joey on "Friends"
guy 1 : Yo where were u last night?
guy 2: Hooked up with this chick?
guy 3: Did you alien gun her?
guy 1: Bear shit in the woods?
*High fives all around*
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A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.
I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.
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To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.
I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!
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