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1.A fucking legend 2. Top 1 WR in the NFL
Hey pete you heard about Antonio Brown? *PETE*oh yea, doesn't that mean hes a Legend
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Lame as hell, except for the good food.
San Antonio is lame as hell. But those tacos were delicious.
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The act of 'fucking up' your way to the top of an organization.
Despite sexually harassing Becky in accounting and messing up the last two major projects he was on (costing the company millions), Jack somehow still got a major promotion. Jack is Antonio Browning his way through life.
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A shitty town filled with a bunch of drunk mexico beaner people. It's like probably like the worst place ever to live. The one good thing about San Antonio is the Spurs. Unfortunately, the team is made up of crazy old washed up losers. It has decent mexican food at least, but that's expected since pretty much half of the population are dumb mexican people who belong in their dumb restaraunts.
"Dude, let's go get some mexican food from San Antonio. I'm tired of this Taco Bell bullshit."
"Fuck no, dude. Those beaners can keep their damn fucking rice and beans."
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Mister Bigdick himself, Michail Antonio, he has the biggest dick in this team, he has the biggest dick in the Premier league, he has the biggest dick in world football! OOFFFSSS!
Mister bigdick Michail Antonio OOOOOOOFSSSS
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A self abortion (S.A.)
Specifically, a self abortion administered via canned air and a plastic coat hanger. The canned air is extended into the uterus and expelled, freezing the embryo. Then the plastic coat hanger is use to scrape the frost and ice out.
Valerie got knocked up and didn't think her boyfriend was ready for that commitment, so she gave herself a San Antonio.
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