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A unit of measurement for determining the length and girth of an erect penis. Used exclusively by men (usually but not always gay men) in online dating or chat profiles, the unit, while not uniform, often corresponds roughly to 1.5 American or English system inches. For example a standard 6 inch long penis becomes 9 AOL inches, etc., though the "average" AOL inch length appears to be between 8-9. Despite the name, AOL inches are now used universally online, not just on AOL anymore.
36, 6'3", 190 lbs., br, br, buzzed, stache, regular guy here, 8.5"c thick (NOT AOL inches).
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A cheap additional web browser packaged with select AOL (see shit) deals that never works. In addition to never working, it will always pop up 1 to 28 error reports, along with its IM counterpart.
Me: I got it to work once surprisingly, maybe it was feeling generous. Either way, it's pissing me off, why doesn't ever work.
Some dude: You're plan is dumb, it's an AOL Explorer.
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Time-Warner's way to make sure Linux never gets on to too many PCs. You see, if AOL is installed on more computers, users would be forced to use the dial-up modem (tyranny by costliness) which runs only on Windows.
Back in the old days, an aol disk was a floppy disk, which meant they could be reformatted and reused. But now they are a CD-ROM, which wastes plastic for crappy software, software which prohibits you from starting any executable code (even beneficial code) on your computer for the first 5 minutes after you sign on.
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damn i could of made a pirate cd off kazza with that
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The phenomenon that occurs when people become more educated about technology, and change their preferences. This is usally due to the realization that popular technology, althogh used by many, is in fact inferior
AOL went bankrupt due to AOL syndrome after its users realized that every other isp was far superior to it
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A computer virus often mistaken for an Internet Service Provider.
The AOL Virus starts at log in, causes frequent system crashes, changes file formats, clings to the hard drive while resisting deletion, and ultimately siphons money from you bank account.
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adj. used to describe crappy writing for people who are too bored to type out the whole sentence. can be seen as the degression of talk. for we have gone from saying highschool to school to skewl to skwl and now we are at "shit" Can be seen the generations hyroglyphics but is rather seen as the stupid writing that takes 10 minuets do decode if you have not studied it. Generally used by people who want to type faster then their friend but end up typing a usless form of skrawl.
typical usage words: lol, rofl, lmao, gtg, ttyl, brb, afk, omg, omfg, wtf, dn, skl and such...
typical AOL speak: lmao, ha funi shit, u be sey rofl cnt fukn get over dat... omfg wtf my fukn tech wnt nw? she a bitch! wll gtg, ttyl, brb, l8rz!
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