You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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Have you eaten rice yet?

The phrase ‘have you eaten rice yet?’ is a social pleasantry used between friends and acquaintances along the same lines as saying ‘how are you?’ or ‘how’s it going?’ A person may respond, ‘eaten already’ or ‘not yet’. The phrase is another way of asking ‘have you eaten yet?’, but if the reply is ‘not yet’ there is every chance the two friends will end up eating together even if it’s just a quick snack.

A dialogue between two friends :

Boy: Have you eaten rice yet? (Typical greeting)
Girl: Yes, I’ve eaten. (Expected reply)
Boy: Where are you going? (The standard opening)
Girl: Over there! (Reply)
(Also a greeting couched like a question that requires no answer.)

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I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

What have you been up to

"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.

Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."

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Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

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Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

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