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When you fuck your cousin and ur sister in a 1977 impala and down a whole bottle of motor fuel down both females vaginal entries and snorkel the fuel out with half a straw and the right side of your tongue.
"Heh.. hey cletus what did u think of dirty arkansas I pulled on missy last night."
The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
A sexual act which requires a man whose foreskin has recently been cut off and a woman on her period.
To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
Person 1: What did y’all do last night?
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.
There she goes filling up her Arkansas Suitcase.
See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.
I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.
An Arkansas 6 is the act of sleeping with your boss or bosses boss or so on, strictly for the purpose of sleeping with your boss and not for any sort of gain; however this does not mean you can't gain something from it. If a raise is given it just means you can give good head.
Arkansas 6 is also an acceptable ritual for approval of The Bear God. But that being said there are many more rituals that may garner favor from his Bearness
"Did you hear about Dylan fucking the GM?"
"Yeah, but I'm sure it was just an Arkansas 6"
Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.