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This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
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phrase....created by someone very tumblr famous... used on a Vincent Castronovo Facebook Hater
person1-i will kill your favorite celebrity
you call the cops and person1 gets arrested
you-i pewpewpew'd your ass!
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The act of rubbing one's genitalia ever so roughly that it causes the ass and anus to chafe, resulting in ashy skin.
Hey Blake, Tyler said he wants to ash your ass.
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a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.
frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.
ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.
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being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results
trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop
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This means that the person who said this will beat the living crap out of you or that they are horny and want to fuck your brains out of you
1. (Argument between two randos) “ima beat your ass if you don’t give it back.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.
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A reply used to get back at an angry driver that is honking their horn at you after you have just cut them off. Originating from a shirt in which has Wile.E.Coyote is holding road runner after catching him saying "Beep, Beep your ass".
John- "Hey dude why did you cut that guy off?"
Paul- "I don't know, fuck him."
Other car- "Beep Beep."
Paul- "Ah Beep, beep your ass!"
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