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Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.

Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!

by LordJenal March 22, 2024


Sexual Assault/Battery

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023


Sexual assault

When your having intercourse with a girl and a guy grabs your testicle.

"God dammit uncle bill wants to play the Sexual assault game again"

by The guy she worries about March 14, 2023

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sexual assault

PAUL

that’s all i got to say. paul is sexual assault

by krispy kreme 101 March 5, 2022


meat assault

Russian war tactic to sacrifice many soldiers to achieve little in war success. Like: 200 dead soldiers for acquiring 1km2 territory. The tactic is widely used in war with Ukraine.

Meat in Russian language is a slang term for cannon fodder , here's the term.

Russians lost 1000 soldiers in one day during meat assault in Avdeevka

by dildo777 January 9, 2024


random answer assault

n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.

with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.

by ke1v3y June 15, 2010


First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

by theytrynaeatcrack September 27, 2021