You ate a clown for breakfast

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.

Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

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A dingo ate my baby

refers to the Azaria Chamberlain disappearance. The incident occurred in Australia in 1980 - a baby disappeared under mysterious circumstances near Uluru (Ayers Rock). The mother, Lindy Chamberlain, camping with her family, claimed to have seen a dingo carrying her baby from their tent, and immortalised the phrase, "The dingo's got my baby!". She was convicted of murdering her baby but later acquitted when new evidence suggested that the baby was, in fact, killed by a dingo.

-"Hey Lindy, where is your baby?"
-"A dingo ate my baby!"

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Ate Down

A can or beverage that is delicious after eating salty crackers

Alex: Daddy My mouth is dry

Domo: don’t worry son you just have a ate down
Alex: omg just kiss me already

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Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS)

Characterized by excessive phototaking, sun visors, and fob signs.

Dude, my parents gets Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) every time we go on vacation. My dad takes pictures like he's trying out for National Geographic, my mom has that sun visor on, and they both love throwing up them fob signs.

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The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

she thought she ate

When someone portrays an act usually on social media showing themselves being “attractive” or doing exceptionally on a trend. However one’s thoughts might differ and this is where the term comes in. “She thought she ate” meaning she thought she did so good on that trend or she thought she was hot or she thought she was all that.

“She thought she ate up that trend”

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Ate yo shit

H-O shit
What you say when somebody punches you and you don't be bitch or don get knocked out

guy 1: *punches guy 2 in face*
guy 2 : "I Ate yo shit"

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