August 17th

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

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August 4th

August 4th is the best day ever. If you were born on this day you are really lucky. You are special and unique and people may not notice you as much now but you have a bright future ahead!!!!

Yanny: hey when's your birthday
Lorel: 4th August
Yanny: Lucky!!!!
Lorel: i know!
Yanny: August 4th is the best day EVER!!!

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AUGUST 3

Today is national Freak day to all the freaks in the world. Go crazy and do whatever the fuck you please.

person 1: let’s do some freaky shit
person 2: Man it’s August 3 let’s go crazy

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August 15

August 15 is the best day.Who was born at this year you’re funny, crazy ,skinny, tall and sexy.

Guy: Her birthday is in August 15? No wonder she’s sexy!!

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August 23

The day where all the vsco girls die
It is also the day if you where born on this day you have a monster dick

Damn Daniel

-gay kid 2020 August 23

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August 31

Alpha gamers who are born on this day are destined to be the last line of defense against the thot army. Many of these gamers were lost to the thots, manipulated and cheated on, but they will prevail.

August 31? That is in fact a day

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August 21

National choke someone day, where you choke someone you hate or a kinky person

"You have to choke someone because it is August 21"

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