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The 3rd top name in sports, that America doesn't care about. i.e. soccer, hockey, quidditch, or archery. Austins usually have abs like Thor and will not hesitate to show them. When drunk, Austins have uncontrollable urges to throw smart phones at squirrels and rodents. They also love ridin' dirty to "On My Level" by Wiz Khalifa. The mortal enemy of an Austin are the Japanese.
Did you go to Austin's game?
No, I had.....clothes to fold.
I found a dead squirrel!
Austin must have gotten him.
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a sketchball who doesn't even lift
Look at that austin, he couldn't bench my left arm!
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Worst guy you will ever meet. He may seem nice and kind but get to know him and you'll wish you never did. He is a jerk and demanding. Don't listen to him cuz what he says ain't true
Austin can shut it.
Why are you acting like an Austin
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Austin likes looking at himself he is narcissistic
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