National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

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The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals

A post modern posse of men/women/hermaphrodites who revel in the joy of being absolutely nothing special.

Jesus Christ I'm tired of The Super Duper League of Barely Average Individuals people. They annoy me endlessly what with their love of Walt Whitman poetry and crying.

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Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl is 5’6
Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

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the average 14-13 year old girl on discord

This type of girl uses "u","ur" and "r" for "are" also tries to be quirky by typing lIkE tHiS.
Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.

"Seriously, that girl is the average 14-13 year old girl on discord , She's just so.. creepy when she wants a boyfriend on discord."

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martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

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Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)