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awes-ohms

The unit of measure of awesome. Similar to the unit of measure or resistance (ohms), but more awesome.

That was amazing! Like so totally earnt you 7 awes-ohms!

by Zakky April 16, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aw Snap

Aw snap is used when something goes wrong, such as if there is a Fight and someone just got "told".

You say:I Love you Kira
She says:I Don't love you
I say: Aw Snap!

by xGarthx January 14, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


awful music

Green Day is one of the biggest definitions of awful music. People say they are sell outs, which isn't really true. They have always sucked. But, they did manage to sell out with American Idiot I guess. They wanted to make people believe they actually gave a shit about politics, and make kids feel like "grown ups" because they were involved in politics too. Bullshit. But, I guess they succeeded, which when you think about is no surprise, considering the country is made up of mostly dumbass.
Plus, they are AWFUL mucisians. I play guitar, drums, and bass. Within a week, I could play any Green Day song I listened to. And their lyrics? "I walk this empty street, on the boulevard of broken dreams". I mean, come on people, it doesn't get much worse than that. And yes, their name did come from smoking pot all day long. In an interview with The Rolling Stone, they said it themselves.

Green Day belongs in an anus.

Yes, they are the true definition of awful music.

by Green Day Is Anus November 8, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


sly and aw

sly and aw is an abbreviation for the phrase: "I still love you and always will". this shorter version can be used in cell phone messages or chat messages.

Bruce got dumped by Rossella, altough he was very pissed and couldn't forgive her for wat she did to him, bruce still loves her and always will because she is the most special, beautifull and adorable prinsess in hole western europe. Every time he'll end a message to her with the words sly and aw.

by juicie brucie February 5, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


aw, dude

The sound that you and/or your buddies make after you recount a inebriated, adult-themed story involving a fat chick.

A: I hooked up with a bulbous chick last night. She smelled soooo gross!
B: Aw, dude!

by nbreed October 29, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


aw snap

stupid ass thing said by stupid ass people llistening to stupid ass rap

aw snap that new snoop song was tight!

by bob June 27, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awful Waffle

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.

if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.

by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009

72๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž