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Brandon

A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!

Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”

by The know it all!! June 20, 2018

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Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 7, 2019

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Brandon

A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.

Brandon is suck a Brandon

by Dondomflim June 3, 2017

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Brandon

Brandon: He’s gay

Girl: hey that’s Brandon

Brandon: I’m here and I’m queer

by Brandonishgay December 31, 2020

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Brandon

He is very depressed and very sad. No one talks to him and no one helps but he has the best pick up lines

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theeater. If Brandon doesn’t pick u up u trip in

by BranChan June 1, 2018

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Brandon

A guy who you don't have to know well to know you were meant to be buddies. He respects you and trys to make everyone happy. Never shows his emotions to classmates. He is the one everyone looks up to, but he would never amitt it

Brandon is always there

by wordaholic555 May 15, 2015

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Brandon

A dickhead

"Wow that Brandon is a dickhead"

by Rancel September 23, 2017

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