Coded language about killing Jews
A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
#1 the proper spelling of Hoe Bag
#2 Sarah Lipiecki
No i was being serious! i know i'm not a Joe Bagel!
A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”
A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.
Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!
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A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.
ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.
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