Shake and Bake

Military jargon. Refers to the use of a combination of anti-personnel and incendiary ammunition, especially in the use of artillery. The anti-personnel ammunition-such as high-explosive artillery rounds-deal with infantry, while incendiary rounds destroy enemy equipment and ammunition or fuel stores as well as setting fire to nearby tents, trees, and other surroundings.

During the war we did a Shake and Bake on an enemy fuel dump; you could see the burning gasoline for miles!

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Jew Bake

Used to describe any place that is too warm; i.e. the inside of a cremation oven.

When Todd walked into his Grandma's room he said, "It's hotter than a Jew Bake in here".

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wake and bake

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

chelsea: hows your morning?
emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."

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baked beans

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

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half-baked

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

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baked bean

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

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Soft Baked

When you're high, but your dick ain't

I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.

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