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A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.
Hey Corey Baker, can I get a Baker's pound?
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When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection
My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.
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a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.
God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!
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The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.
Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.
Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.
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a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.
The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!
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Weed. Also known as "the happy plant." The term Joe Baker is used when calling a random girl that you do not know to get this weed. And it is also safe to say around your parents and older relatives that will tell the police about your drug use.
Reed: I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of Joe Baker, and I need some weed.
Random Girl: Out of stock.
Reed: That's a shame.
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A really wicked yeast infection that skanks get, smells like a dead Tuna sodomized a dumpster in a black neighborhood. (Mid-evil Canadian)
Local creep Andrew looked for his next "trick" while driving down the busy street, he found disappointment after learning Trixy had a bad case of bakers oven.
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