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When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...
A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.
you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!
a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure
"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"
To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
A term used for an illegal immigrant from Mexico.
That guy is a Border Bandit
A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.
"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"
"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."
"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."
1.) great thief of Robitussin. 2.) Person who can at one time steal $60 worth of DXM out of any given location without capture or being discovered. 3.) See
Chase was the first robo bandit to steal 3 bottles, 5 boxes of triple c's and a stick of gum.