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couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

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Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big

"Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big" is a phrase said by often people that don't like adventuring, or didn't get used of tooie's bigger worlds.

Person 1: Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big! Banjo-Kazooie is better.
Person 2: Kinda cringe tbh

by RealKazooie2000 December 2, 2022


banjo

If you‘re friends with a Banjo just smack him in the face. Banjo is always desperate for some coochie so get him back on the right track. If he acts sus just tell him to stop being a sussy baka.

Banjo you fat little faggot

by zLazy.eko_f30 November 24, 2021


-banjo-

A discord user who has a loaf as bread as a son. They are also a queen bee. They are also known for their dummy thicc ass.

-banjo- has almost broken the world record of no sleep.

by KagamineRin May 1, 2021


Banjo

banjo it is normaly being used in the music site.

First of all banjo is a noun you can only creat a sentence using banjo expecialy kwa wasani....banjo kwa kizungu ni music...msani charles play banjo pafectly and i congratulate him

by ChinaDeeRapper November 3, 2019


Banjo

Absolute gimp, owner of notorious online sex pest ring "banjomemepages"

"Bro last night was so bad banjomemepages harassed my nan"

by T32EBANJO October 1, 2020


Banjo

A very lively person, a banjo jokes a lot, somehow hairy and when they love, they love wholeheartedly.. They can be wild when they greatly annoyed.

I need a banjo in my life

by Free_life February 4, 2020