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Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
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"Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big" is a phrase said by often people that don't like adventuring, or didn't get used of tooie's bigger worlds.
Person 1: Banjo-Tooie worlds are too big! Banjo-Kazooie is better.
Person 2: Kinda cringe tbh
A hillbilly guy who has done drugs before and really tweaked out.
Ray: Did you see that hillybilly?
Allen: Yeah he was a burnt up banjo!!
When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.
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Princess Banjo is her own species of human behavior. Banjo is a thot and doesn't really care about a guys feelings.
She acts like such a princess banjo.
When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance”
“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”
You Are Talking About Sex With A Sibling But Aren't Sexually Intimate But It's Still Uncomfortable
Timmy Was Pushing The Banjo When Talking About Sexual Things With His Sister