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getcha popcorn ready

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.

Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

by Nicholas D January 14, 2009

64πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ready Made Family

A term commonly used to denote a male who is dating a female whom has already produced offspring via another male. A male who is prepared to take such measures in finding a new partner usually reeks of desperation, and has limited alternatives, therefore is prepared to raise another males offspring simple to ensure they don't die alone.

Mate: Why is he dating her?

Other Mate: Only girls around here come as a Ready Made Family.

by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021

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My Body Is Ready

Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in PokΓ©mon

Les do this My Body Is Ready

by 7H3 5P4N15H 0N3 August 14, 2021

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single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

417πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Hot-N-Ready

A new unit of measurement as defined by the price of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready Pizza ($5). When money is tight, and pizza is your primary food source, things get a lot more real.

Hey Steve can you loan me $25 for some concert tickets? No way Jason that is like 5 Hot-N-Readys.

by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket March 11, 2017

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


star power ready

In PlayStation2's GUITAR HERO, star power is ready after your meter has reached a certain level, allowing a bonus multipler until your star power runs out. This is activated by the words "STAR POWER READY!" cueing you to sweep your guitar vertically in typical rocker style, or you can wuss out and press select for the same effect.

In real life, a person will get ballsy after realizing or hearing from his buddies that if he's "star power ready"...carpe diem, rock star! Bonus confidence and self esteem!

Guy: There goes Melissa, man I've wanted to hit that for years!
Dude: Star power ready, homeslice.
Guy: Dude...I'm totally gonna go for it this time. My star power IS ready!!!
Dude: You rock!

by MyDigitalis July 19, 2006

29πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021