building a bicycle

when a person is taking so long to get ready it becomes painful for others, unbeknownst to the culprit

"Jeez, Kelly what took you so long, were you building a bicycle?!"

Romanian Bicycle

When two different males place their erect penises in another males gaged ears

Hey! I heard Skylar had a Romanian Bicycle ran on him!

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

mint bicycle

a really supper cool guy who likes pint vent and is an oynx squad sergeant 😯

BARC INITIATE///?!?!?! 😨😨😨

did you hear about mint bicycle, yeah i heard he fatally shot gard1bas the pedo yesterday

Pimpin Bicycles

1) being so incredibly fly, sexy, hott, desireable, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, or down right delicious that you can ride any bicycle to anywhere for any distance or any amount of time wearing anything all the while still maintaining and or increasing your level of {insert above adjective}-ness.

2) having so many bicycles that all the neighborhood kids get a ride.

3) the art of personalizing your bicycle with excessive amounts of shiny things called blings.

4) Coolest song ever

Hey man, have you heard that song called "Pimpin Bicycles?"
No...*watches video*...Damn dawg I'm bout to bust out my pedaler and go dahn na block
Me too man...me too

Dude your bike looks fly as a plane!
Thanks bro, I've been pimpin bicycles all my life

Hey Chase, Ronald and Chris are out ridin your bikes again.
Its cool Jennifer, I got so many I'm pimpin bicycles.

*phone rings* "hello"
"Yo Joel! We needa get on the pedalers and cruize dahn na boulevard"
"What for man?"
"Cus we so sexy we can be pimpin bicycles!"

Berlin Bicycle

A sex act a man in a David Hasselhoff mask throwing frozen jizz bricks while the song "jump in my car" plays. Winner is whoever catches the most bricks with hands in pockets. Winner has sex with Hasselhoff on a bicycle but must scream "Mr.Gorbchev tear down that wall!" upon completion. Clothes discouraged.

"Me and the lads are going to ride the Berlin Bicycle later, you in?" "No, I still can't taste anything but salt from the last time."

magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.

“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.