E-bike

An E-bike is a bicycle with an electric motor (usually on the front or rear wheel, but sometimes built into the crank) and battery that assists the pedalling of ones legs, generally up hills. Many e-bikes also have throttles that can be twisted or pushed to ride the e-bike like a motorcycle without pedalling. E-bike throttles are usually used to flex on cyclists that cannot afford e-bikes who are going up hills, though this is usually a dick move. Places like Vancouver and California have a lot of e-bikes because the terrain is very hilly there.

Cyclist: pedalling hard uphill
E-biker: Passes by with virtually no effort and while winking says “Damn that hill must suck”
Cyclist: Pit maneuvers e-biker and beats the shit out of him/her

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titty bike

Girl on her back, boy above her head looking down her body.
Dick in her mouth and your hands on her tits squeezing them like you're riding a motorbike

So I laid her down and titty biked her like we were on the Isle of Man and it was TT week

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Flying the bike

Giving anal while having her bend over like a bike with her arms extended outward. Using her wrists as revs.

We are really flying the bike tonight.

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Dirt Bike

Something that will give you hours of fun and good times with

Dirt Bike: Something that will give you hours of fun and good times with

“I’m going to be on my dirt bike for hours”

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Niner Bikes

THE BIG REVOLUTION. 29ers only!

Makers of the best bikes out there. Niner's expertise in the 29er wheel size, superb craftsmanship, quality materials, and outstanding engineering means that they're at the top of the game when it comes to mountain bicycling.

"It’s more than just a name. It’s our passion.

The 29” wheeled bike isn’t just a token in our line-up. It is our one and only love, our heart and soul out there on the trail.

It’s 100% commitment to a wheel size we believe in, to impeccable designs & exquisite ride quality. It’s a dedication we want to share with you on every ride."

Pedal Damn It!

Rider #1: "Wow you're so much faster on that Niner RIP 9 than you were on your 26er!"
Rider #2: "I know! The 29" wheels and perfectly tuned CVA suspension means I can climb efficiently while still being able to push my limits on the downhill! This bike is so much fun!"
Rider #1: "And it's sexy too! Niner Bikes sure knows how to make a nice lookin' ride!"
Rider #2: "Hey you can take it for a spin if you want, just be sure to wipe the drool off when you're done!"

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Bike Ride

A sex position when the female(person on top) puts on a motorcycle helmet and gloves and rides the penis as if they were on a motor bike;along with that they make sound effects like a motorcycle

Damn last night i was giving my girlfriend a bike ride.

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pit bike

pit biking all started from the honda crf50 mini bike where professional racers use to "backgarden race" but now the sport has spread world wide hitting britain with bug and hard, theres many type of pit bike racing, Supermoto, MX and Enduro.

The cost of a brand new pit bike will vary from where you buy, what make, the honda Crf50 can be seen retailing at around £700-800 which in some peoples eyes is too expensive for such a small bike.
As normal, there is a cheaper market, these days you can hop onto ebay and buy a 200 pit bike, but as most of us has experienced at least once in our lives, you get what you pay for.

Thumpstar would own any other pit bike, except the Venom of course

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