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The romantic hero of America's financial ruin!
"Oh no, all the banks are closing...we're totally fucked...wait! Here comes Bailout Bill!"
An 18 year old German male, lead singer of the band Tokio Hotel. Born on Sept 1st, 1989 in Leipzig, Germany. At 7 y.o. wrote his first song "Leb die Sekunde" (Live every second), and has been playing music with his identical twin brother Tom since then.
Bill has always been "different", so no he's not trying to be emo/jrock/anything.
Bill has publically stated he is straight, however the world may never know the truth until he gets a significant other.
This boy-man is the most beautiful person on the planet. Slim and 6 feet tall, his looks have everything right. You cannot call him handsome, because he's not, he is BEAUTIFUL. Heart achingly so. He has cheek bones and a jawline that can cut glass, pouty lips, that begged to be chewed on, a flawless complexion, a perfect nose, that will send people running to plastic surgeons, and asian eyes with lush lashes, that slay you at every glance. I'm fairly sure I could not have a conversation with this man without staring (and drooling).
When you see him during his interviews, he comes across as feminine and sensitive. He's very animated, yet polite, articulate and intelligent. He just seems like an incredible person to know. Maybe it's that European sophistication. Anyway, what really sets him apart from alot of dour rockers, is that he (and the rest of the band) TRULY appreciate their fans and never let them forget it. Then there is THAT SMILE. I am not kidding, when he smiles, it's like the sun breaking through grey skies on a cloudy day, the beams blinding you.
Now, that takes care of the girly part. When he hits the stage, Oh Hell. He is a ROCK GOD. He is the KILLER. 6 feet of sex in this 18 year old body. Not at all the femme guy you saw being interviewed. He's got all the posing down, and he can dance, dammit it. Better than most people I know of. He can shake that ass & boogie down. He completely commands his crowds, and looks directly into the eyes of the people closest to him, then gives the sexiest smile, like he knows something you don't. Seriously, being in the front row of one of his shows is like standing too close to the sun (personal experience).
He is very popular all around the world for his talent, androgynous good looks, and fearlessness.
Guys... ITS A TRAP!
Me: "God Bill Kaulitz has got to be the epitome of perfection"
My friend: "I know, I'm praying he's at least bi, or life just isn't fair to us women!!"
Some hater: "EW Bill is such an ugly homo"
Person with eyes: "I srsly do not give a fuck what anyone says. I want that boy in my bed. Preferably strapped to it."
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When someone gets roofied at a party then taken advantage of anally and vaginally.
Chic 1: Damn, I dont remember what happened last night.
Chic 2: You must have gotten bill cosby'ed last night.
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A Bill Bush is a term used to describe a conservatard of sorts rarely found outside the united states. The word originates from combining the most red neck like name, bill with the name of one of the biggest conservatards in history George w. Bush.. Bill bushes are likely to be found as meat shields in the military, if they're too young to join they're likely found in youth recruitment programs like JROTC. Basically you know that guy with the shaved head? Marine corp logos on everthing? Hates illegal immigrants? Cries anti American at any and everybody for the most insane reasons yet they can always be found with a confederate flag somewhere either flown or tatooed? that's a bill bush. every community has at least one. They're usually such dicks that even other hicks cannot stand them. If you know of one on your community just burn a flag in their face, flag burning is their weakness, and tell them facts about the horrible Nazi like things the united states does in war, they may actually cry. Also attacking one may not be a bad idea, they're notorious cowards The best we can do is hope all bill bushes die in Iraq, which is quite likely, unfortunately some survive and grow up to become neo Nazis.
Save for flag burning bill bushes have several other fears: black people, punk music(especially anarcho punk), anarchism, the truth, communism, socialism, any form of true freedom, feminism, big words, conspiracy theorists etc.
Dude that guy needs to get the flag out of his ass and open his mind.
He's a bill bush man, hell die in Iraq don't worry about him.
What if he doesn't and becomes a Nazi?
Then we'll have a good old fashion Nazi stomp!
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"Dude, I totally roofied that chick then Bill Cosby'd her."
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The mentally disturbed killer in the movie: The Silence of the Lambs. He hated his self image so he skinned women and used them as a robe.
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
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The guy in disturbia who played the main role. The creepy killer guy that hid people in air vents.
Bill Kerr hides people in his air vents.
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