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A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.
Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?
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means your going the bed or going to sleep.
that the back of your blanket is all the t.v your going to see for the rest of the night.
mother: "your going to the blanket show"
child: "i want to stay up mum"
mother: "no, it's time for you to go to bed!"
child: "aaawwwwwww!!!!"
mother: "lights out"
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When a man has a vibrating dildo inserted into his anus, and lies upon a woman and has anal sex with her. Thus she receives the transmissions from the dildo in the mans ass, rendering her in a state of orgasmic ecstacy.
J : Last night i gave my girfriend an electric blanket.
M: Dude didn't that hurt you?
J: Yeah but she loved it.
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Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.
This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."
Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."
Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
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When a girl has been sexually overused vaginally and/or when the labia minora, the "beef" or "lips" of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.
guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl in math class? guy 2: You mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! I totally hit that!!
guy 1: I'm sure you did! The girls a total slut. Every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.
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Someone who is over-emotional. One who dwells on their negativity.
"Ah man that stupid emo guy always whines about stuff, what a wet blanket!"
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It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.
"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."
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