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While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.
If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
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when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk
guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!
choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time
See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.
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when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help
Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor
Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color
K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"
1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.
2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.
2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness