Crop Block

When a friend Cock Blocks you by Crop Dusting the area where you are talking to a girls at the bar.

"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."

My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.

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hop block

(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.

I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.

I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.

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gock block

An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.

Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.

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Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!

I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh

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sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

Tetris Block

What killed Chiaki Nanami 😚✌️

I don't like tetris blocks anymore

blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.