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Bloody Martinez

The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.

I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.

by S Elizabeth January 16, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody skunk

A bloody skunk is the result of an act of rough anal sex. The person receiving the anal sex is left looking like a bloody skunk. A skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and ejaculate. This skunk is bloody because the rough anal sex caused bleeding. The skunk is a skunk because it's a butt and, well, butts smell.

He got that woman so crunked
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked

He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.

by Dan from Cali August 25, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.

Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"

by fetishlover June 6, 2014


Bloody thugz

a man who is a a thug and is capping and always A Bloody

SHUD UP BRAV, Bloody Thugz

by Shotmanz uncle May 14, 2021


Bloody shame

A Bloody Mary with no alcohol.

While working as a Bartender in 1973 I was mixing a "Virgin Mary" Cocktail. An Englishman friend was watching me and asked what was I making? I told him it was a "Bloody Mary" but with no alcohol (Vodka) which is called a "Virgin Mary". To that he said, " A Bloody Mary with 'no Alcohol', sounds more like a 'Bloody Shame' to me!" From that day forward, I started calling it a "Bloody Shame" instead of "Virgin Mary" (Which I call sacrilegious and Blasphemy). Wherever I go I call it "Bloody Shame" instead. IT's catching on!!!

Bartender, I'd like a Bloody Shame please!

by Crazy Louie November 25, 2021


Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020


bloody cup

Red colored hi tec in a (preferably Styrofoam) double cup, often referred to in rap/hip hop

Yo dis bloody cup got me rollin

by king kloud September 29, 2018