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Bitter Old Woman WithOut Wisdom
Driving down the street or going into stores, we see too many sour-pus old women. If they were smarter...hence, more wisdom....they would smile and "catch more bees with honey". Now you can say, "There goes a BOW-WOW".
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FUCK do you nigger bitches not know how to spell!??!?
ok anyways, Bow Wow is a corporate little wannabe who wishes he was a gangsta but is really from the suburbs of Ohio. OH I BETTA NOT HAVE DISSED BOW WOW, he'd bust a cap in my ass...actually no he wont, he'll just tell his mommy.
listen to some of his songs.....
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A punk ass wannabe gangsta who can't rap worth a shit. That bitch ass nigga think he all that cuz he got Ciara. You ain't shit, ya li'l faggot ass momma's boy! Ciara probably a nigga anyway, so the joke's on you, ya li'l asshole.
You make me sick, You bitch. I wanna spit in yo face.
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Playing (as with an air guitar) of the inside of the thigh with one leg extended. Used to express joy and enthusiasm when no appropriate words can be found.
G money played the shit out of his cock bow last night after announcing he was the plow KING!!
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Not a bad position in a crew boat generally given to a super awesome bow man (1 seat). This dude is so cool he is one of the few people that can yell random shit and do weird ass stuff and still be cool.
Bow bitch example:
Bow bitch: HEY LOOK YOUR BOW CAP IS OPEN
Other boats cox/stroke: shit man I though we had that covered...
bow bitches fellow oarsman: bow bitch your the fucking best!
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1) Busy as hell...
2) Someone who is muscular...
3) When mad, about to fight, just finished working out, feel like a bad ass, etc shoulder lift up, arms get wider, chest puffs out...
4) When on the toilet sick, stomach problems, vomiting...
5) Hooked up on a big fish...
6) something/somewhere that is crowded with people, things...
1) PAST - I stayed bowed up at work yesterday, I didn't even get to take a lunch.
PRESENT - I am so bowed up right now I don't have time to pee.
FUTURE - I will be bowed up with paperwork tonight, I won't make it to dinner.
2.1) That guy is bowed up I bet he works out twice a day.
2.2) Damn, since Johnny started power lifting 6 years ago, he's got all bowed up like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s.
3.1) This ignorant mother f***** cut my brother off and got out of his Prius bowed up and then jumped back in his Prius and took off when I jumped out the truck.
3.2) You should have seen it, Johnny walked away bowed up after he won the chess tournament lmfao.
3.3) I had such a great work out last night I couldn't control leaving the gym bowed up.
4.1) Johnny got food poisoning and is bowed up in the bathroom.
4.2) That moonshine had me so drunk I was bowed up over the toilet all night.
5) I was bowed up on a Yellowfin Tuna for 45 minutes yesterday and I thought it got away, but when I reeled in my line the head of the Tuna was still there.
6.1) The bar was bowed up with single chicks last night.
6.2) The farm was bowed up with trucks for the contest.
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Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.
Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts
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Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad
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I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too