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Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
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A guy who has crushes only on gay girls
Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.
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A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!
Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”
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Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"
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A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.
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Girl: hey that’s Brandon
Brandon: I’m here and I’m queer
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He is very depressed and very sad. No one talks to him and no one helps but he has the best pick up lines
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theeater. If Brandon doesn’t pick u up u trip in
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