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(PROPER NOUN) because bros are mad proper(as in the noun but is not proper as in a prep cuz preps a.k.a frat dudes love anal sex with eachother as in homosexual)...not a bad thing because many people are considered bros but are not actuall bros such as frat dudes (they are wanna be bros they are fros a.k.a fake bros) frisbee is not cool, but drinkin beers, smokin chronic, doin pills, and not sleepin are cool...partyin all night is a must...parties all night never sleeps loves to party but not as much as they love to talk about partyin...for example i love to party thats not bro but bro is i love to party but yooooo im partyin but even though im partyin i talk about other partyin times....listens to whatever no specific music but prefers brocore hardcore(on broken wings, ligiea, deez nuts, dead to fall etc...) and old school rap(biggie, some pac, any song nate dogg is on, and the local artist from there city such as mine is freeway, black deniro, gillie da kid...and others such as jayz specifically black album) does not repeat does not wear rugby tees or mad polos cuz thats toooooooo college and too frat which is opposite of bro but loves designer tees except ed hardy which is straight guido, dego, w.o.p. clothing....loves liftin weights to get a beach body does not necessarily love lifted pickups but drives shitty whips...not shitty but like prior to '93 car models cuz that all they can afford....loves to party, say they pull mad bitches but dont and just fuk dime pieces...everyone is a bro whether you admit it or not because everyone likes to party, talk about partyin, smoke weed, doo pills, fuk dimes, and party.......and is peaceful in general until someone says anything negative then argues to start a fight and usually beats dudes the fuk up(being dead serious atleast what i have witnessed) bro is not a bad thing...if bein a bro is a bad thing then bein alive is a bad thing so therefore since bein alive is awesome bein a bro is awesome....
JOHN SMITH: damn that dude is partyin hard and makin an ass out of himself he is so broin....
JOE SMITH: yea dude he should be on tool academy...
BRO: tool academy ill fuk wit it but im just tryin to drink and blaze all day for free man
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A word that if you are from Long Island you use almost as much as the word "the". It is interchangable for almost any word and used constantly.
Bro. let's go pick up those chicks bro.
Bro, you're black... that sucks bro.
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In short, white trash. The song, "I'm a Bro" by Greenbrier Lane describes them the best. They wear Famous shirts, black socks, have sideburns, lift their trucks, rev their dirt bikes even though they're slow, beat their wives and sleep with other chicks. You want a better idea, just go to the dunes, and look for any random asshole who's starting shit for no reason, or just get the song I'm a Bro.
I fuck other chicks and i beat my wife cause im a bro
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Bros are usually found in az or cali. They have a krew that they roll with that they call their "family" but really they would screw each other over in a heart beat. They like stores like lithium, no fear, industrial, zumiez. They "dont give a fuck" when we all know they really do. They usually dont come out till the night where all they do is get drunk and high. During the day they sit in their houses stoned out of their minds figuring out where they can get more weed. The usually have tattoos down their arms or down their side, a good majority of them have snake bites, wear trucker hats,dickie short,high black socks, Dont like to wear color, just black and white. They wear brands like 187 inc(most of them probably dont even know what that means)tapout,srh,fmf,krew,metal mulisha. They all think they are badasses, and spend most of their time seeing how many girls they can hook up with, how much beer they can consume, how many pills they can take, and how much weed they can smoke. ALL of them are assholes and dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves...to sum it all up they are complete losers who will never have lives
tawny hooked up with a bro last night and probably has aids now
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a simple man who likes sticking his penis into the ass of his unsuspecting male friends. more or less the night will play out thus:
1. Friends get invited over to bro's house
2. Bro takes out gamecube
3. Bro takes out Natty Ice (Natural Ice)
4. Bro waits till friends are drunk
5. Bro whips out dick
6. Bro rapes friends....hard and analy.
that being said, sit and talk with your friends, and make sure that they do not follow the "bro code." or else you may wake up being to the following example.
"Aww bro last night was crazy, but why does my ass hurt so bad?"
"I'm pretty sure you fell down the stairs."
"What stairs.....
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Someone who is generally better than most people. Rich as hell, and well aware of it. People generally put these individual down because they A) are more rich B) have a hotter girlfriend C) are smarter than your average human D) have more friends than normal people E) Rage at a level most people cant handle F) are themselves better looking than most. Bros are known to patrol bars that losers cant get into, gyms, luxury car dealerships, massive houses that haters cant afford, and Polo/Lacoste stores. The opposite, a bro-hater, is just jealous, jealous that their girlfriend is redtube.com, their only friends are via myspace and Friday night is usually spent alone, sober. Bro-haters patrol chat rooms and sites such as this, to try to deface the bro name. However, Bros are generally okay with this, being that at the end of the day, we are still better, still more rich, and still have a hotter slam piece than the losers/bro-haters. Keep hatin' losers, we are still winning.
Anything that's better than what you have. A Bro is always supreme.
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A Bro is an 18-24 year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches family guy, plays ultimate frisbee and wears an upside down visor, or a baseballcap with pre-frayed rim.
"That dude is such a bro, check out his pre-frayed rim."
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