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Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker
best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis
"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"
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Residing in Gotham City, billionaire Bruce Wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises. He is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. Dating movie stars, buying things that aren't for sale, and so forth. But, little do people know that Wayne maintains this facade so that nobody will expect that he is in fact Gotham City's nocturnal avenger, the Batman.
"All this, it's not me. I am more..." --Bruce Wayne
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In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
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The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.
My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!
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to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.
Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.
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Someone who tries to lift more than he should and injures themselves.
Did you see Bob try to lift that engine block. He Bruce Shadle himself and ended up needing surgery.
Billionaire with weird chin tan.
Person 1: Wtf is up with Bruce Wayne's chin tan?
Person 2: ... I don't know