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click anxiety

The act of becoming anxious or nervous when trying to click on tiny, closely spaced links. The fear that you will waste precious seconds then either hitting the back button to try again to click the ridiculously small link that you will probably miss again now that you're paranoid about missing it.

I meant to go to page two but clicked on page three, dammit now I'm going to have click anxiety!

by SeanBlader June 16, 2010


social-click

1. pertaining to a group of individuals that feel comfortable enough to include each chosen friend as a status to feel secure by excluding others who they feel are inadequacy, based on judgement of the entire mass.

2. judgmental focus group of peers.

3. self seekers based on logical compromise via click like emotion.

4. a clicking sound of thinking quickly to rule out another speedily.

1. Oh my gosh, Debbie is so down all the time, she's not invited to our "social-click" outside orgy and buffet of promiscuity because she is sad for not being able to have what we got, and that is free love between each other, who are the only ones that offer this type of fornication.

2. He's in but your out of our social click.

3. Your invited but your friend can't come to our social click.

by James_Lesley_Cain January 1, 2014


click smut

Internet articles with no respectable content that are designed SOLELY for the purpose of getting people to click on their shit. Link titles often include "what happens next is amazing!" or similar

"This stranger just gave a random dog a dictionary. You won't believe what happens next!" <-click smut

by Mudroot37 December 18, 2014


click stick

What is commonly referred to as a: Television remote

Jeremy: Yo fart-gargler, where'd you hide the click stick?
Donnie: Check the couch!

by Keegan Gnartin April 4, 2008


Barlous click

That face you make when you clench your teeth and spread your mouth widely to the side and slightly downwards, so that the tendons in the side of your neck stand out, as you widen your eyes, furrow your brows, and give a little shrug.

Torris Demmock turned round to the expectant audience and gave a linguering Barlous click.

by Vizzage January 9, 2023


Click-book

Verb: to order something online simply by clicking the first item that tickles your fancy

If you want a normal hotel room in Paris and not a haunted house in the middle of beantown, I have a simple solution for you; simply don't click-book your next vacation.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2021


click sigh

Expression of frustration or disappointment

The show was a disappointment— click sigh.

by Mommaube January 9, 2019