The most badass school in the entire Dysart District. It is a requirement to carry a gun to enter the campus.
Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.
The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.
One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.
Willow Canyon High School Student 1: "Hey man did you see that fight last hour?"
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."
A high school that is lucky enough to be attended by Dean.
Literally everyone: βCanyon lake high school is so lucky. That Dean kid is unbearably,
damn sexy.β
when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way
look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.
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Being the last dude in line at a massive gangbang.
That bitch was so used up, by the time Maynard got his turn, he had to take the donkey ride to the bottom of the canyon.
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Wear you insert your dick into an obese person's fat crevaces.
I would do a grand canyon on that fat bitch
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Where fake indie kids act like they can be famous in a place in Moreno Valley, when in reality theyβre just going to become another homeless crackhead by Sunnymead burgers.
person one/ hey should i transfer to canyon springs high school
person two/ only if you want aids lol
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Ysterday, I gave afternoon delight to my lover by yodeling up her canyon
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