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When you insert 1 finger and your tongue in the womens vagina at the same time.
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(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.
I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.
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Performing a traditional hot Carl, the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face, but performed in an intentional, extremely cold environment for maximum warmth effect.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
I met the new waitress in the walk-in freezer after we closed. She brought the seran wrap from the prep station and I laid out the most steamy Arctic Carl I could push.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
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A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.
Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling
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Carles Puigdemont is a movie directior, he has been doing a drama movie in real time for th last two years. It’s about defeating th Spanish Goverment with his elaborate plan. That included creating a decentralized network if people to organize a referendum, bringing ballot boxes from Spain and switching cars underneath a bridge to avoid being caught. He has done some of the most breath taking awesome plot twists abd even fleed to Belguim to leave Spain (the antagonist) in evidence of crimes against human rights.
Have you heard of Carles Puigdemont?
-Yeah! He makes awesome and intriguing drama movies in real life full of plot twists! You never know what will happen next.
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Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
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When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.
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