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When you're fucking a girl on the beach, and you finish just as the sun goes down over the horizon.
God damn I heard Patrick gave katie a Carolina sunset last night
Dude no way
Way
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A place where old-fasioned locals and optimistic transplants collide. Super happy people moving to this state are put face to face with locals who hate everything about them (and themselves) and will stop at nothing to make them feel unwelcome and cheated on every transaction they attempt to make. Locals can't drive and will get irrationally upset when the weathers bad and try to literally, actually kill everyone else with their vehicles. Racism and rape culture is an actual thing here. You are not safe. Healthcare is terrible and so is education, no matter if you're in Charlotte or Raleigh. One of the "fastest growing cities" is a terrible mistranslation of a place where you move for a better life and end up barricading yourself in your house to avoid violent, stupid locals. The tech triangle is a lie. These people live in a state of constant jealousy and hatred. Everything closes at 8 p.m.
I moved to North Carolina six months ago and when my lease runs out, I'm moving out ASAP.
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After two or more men cum in a woman's mouth, she sneezes it back on them.
"After me and my bro ran the train on her, we got Carolina carbombed!"
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The 12th U.S. state.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?
Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.
Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
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When a man takes a shit, freezes the shit, melts it, covers his dick with it, lets it harden, then fucks a girl that is too small for him. This acts as a gateway.
Tucker performed a carolina cupholder on Shannon.
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Carolina Archie is Dayveon Archie’s Wife they will have a happy and good relationship and there so cute together and he rlly loves her so much and they are in such a happy relationship and I hope they stay that way
Dayveon and Carolina Archie
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A weather phenomenon where it snows a few flurries, all the bread and milk disappear from stores, and people drive 30 mph under the speed limit (and sometimes still end up in a ditch).
Me: "I'm going to be late coming home because it's snowing a little."
Mom: "Can you go by the store to get some milk?"
Me: "Are you kidding? It's a Carolina Blizzard, there's nothing left!"
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