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The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.
Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"
Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."
You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.
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to react in an overaggressive manner when humiliated. From Carrie White, the main character of the book/movies 'Carrie', who reacted to complete humiliation with total annihilation.
Yea, Ellie and Terry have tormented Scott since kindergarten, but wasn't it too much, to pull a Carrie on them?
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Country-poser. No one who really believes in what they sing beats the shit out of someone's car in one song, then tells Jesus to take the wheel in another. Country music is about singing what you know, and she sings what THEY tell her too. She is a product of American Idol (a show that should be cancelled ASAP).
Carrie Underwood isn't seen smashing her ex-boyfriends car in the music video for Before He Cheats because she refused to have the public "see her that way." If she doesn't want people having that image of her, and if that image of her isn't true to herself, then why in the world did she record the song in the first place?
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When you pick up a random slut and she pees the bed.
Got a carrie Ann last night , is the washer free?
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a stupid ugly whore who won american idol and didnt deserve to win. she is a discusting bottled blonde skank who is a country singer wanna be she also used to have a job as a stripper what a cunt
Carrie Underwood is a fugly whore
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Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest
Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face
Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!
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When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.
Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?