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The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.
Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.
The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.
Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.
Typical Door Cell:
Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."
Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."
When one grabs their phone from their pocket/purse/anything, and the moment they do they recieve a new text message or call. Like they knew it was coming.
Person 1: Dude, the moment I picked up my phone, someone called me!
Person 2: Dude, your a cell psyche.
A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
The 'Court Cells' are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. You are transported there by a 'patty wagon' after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.
It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.
If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.
It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
I finally got at this fucking punk who has been talking shit on the streets. I seen him in the court cells and beat his ass until the guards came in and maced me
One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.
I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!