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Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.
Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.
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The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
A joke from the cast of the famous horror project, Generation Loss. The cast also made shirts quoting this phrase.
“Let me tell you, it was a bad day to be a cheesecake.”
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When a male ejaculates his load on a woman's face and then proceeds to throw pecans in her face; all while yelling,"LIKE DAT CHEESECAKE BITCH?"
Mike:Did you have sex with Stacy?
Dave:Yes, and I gave that bitch a Sticky Pecan Cheesecake.
an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.
New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"
New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"
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The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
A phrase used to request an individual to cease speaking.
I'm sick of hearing about your new Google Pixel phone. Now stuff your cheesecake!