Random
Source Code
Random
A sexual technique whereby a male dunks his nutsack into a bowl of hot buffalo sauce, pours ranch and bacon bits into his partners mouth and proceeds to liberally dunk his saucy coin purse into his partner's mouth. Both parties may or may not choose to masturbate themselves or their partner aggressively during this process.
Man 1: There's nothing like a Chicago Droptop in hurricane season
Man 2: Or any season for that matter
Man 1: Preach. Gospel. Amen.
The act of stealing cab money from the wallet of your still-sleeping one night stand as you slink shamefully out the door.
Leslie pulled the old Chicago Slink with that guy she met at the bar last night.
When you can't fit into a parking spot while parallel parking, you have to tap the cars in front and back of you to fit.
Can I fit in that spot? Sure with a little Chicago tap, we can fit snuggly.
Involves ejaculating on a girl's neck while titty-fucking. The pool of semen spills down the side of her neck, which creates the bowtie effect.
Her boobs were so big that not only did I titty-fuck her last night, but I gave her the ol' Chicago bowtie!
67👍 26👎
A traditionally unsuccessful team that is hard to hate. The Cubs, lacking a World Series victory since 1908, still consistently have over 39,000 fans attending their games. A large majority of this can be contributed to Chicago's bustling North Side and the conveinent location of Wrigley Field.
Cubs fans are famously known as some of the best in the world. This can directly be discovered by the fact that people of all attend games religiously, no matter win or lose. Unlike Chicago White Sox fans, Cubs fans never quit on their team and will watch games like its the last one they'll ever see.
The Chicago Cubs haven't won since 1908, but they have the greatest fans and the greatest home field in the world.
656👍 330👎
"That chick was a whore, please tell me you did'nt go Chicago Bare"
"I did'nt even care I was out of condoms, she was so hot I just went Chicago Bare."
"You totally deserve the Drip for always going Chicago Bare like you do."
"Your wildin out, kissing girls in the mouth and Chicago Baring bitches."
13👍 3👎
The Chicago Bears are a professional American football team based in Chicago, Illinois. They are currently members of the Northern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL) and the current National Football Conference Champions. The Bears have won nine Professional American Football league championships (eight NFL Championships and Super Bowl XX) trailing only the Green Bay Packers, who have twelve. The Bears have the most enshrinees in the Pro Football Hall of Fame with twenty-six members.
The club was founded in Decatur, Illinois in 1919 and moved to Chicago in 1921. From 1971 to the present, save for the 2002 season, the team has played its home games at Soldier Field in Chicago. The stadium is located next to Lake Michigan and was recently remodeled in a controversial modernization that has attempted to bring stadium amenities expected by today's fans to a historic Chicago building. The team also has a fierce, long-standing rivalry with the Green Bay Packers, with whom they have played over one hundred seventy games.
On February 4, 2007, the club will be playing in its second ever Super Bowl. The club will take on the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLI. This will be the club's twelfth NFL Championship game.
Also, I find it necessary to add that the Bears are the 2006 NFC champs, and that all you people who doubted them are "fucking stupid". And also, when they wint the Superbowl, you will all feel even more stupid, and us Southsiders will be in a feeling of ecstasy.
Instead of worshipping God, why not worship da bears? ditka ditka chicago bears
227👍 111👎