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When you let someone in back of the line cut in front of you, then they go behind you in line.
Frankie got his ass kicked for giving a hot chick chinese cuts while waiting in line for food stamps
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the best thing that god ever created, other than hot guys. both extremely yummy.
te best food in the entire world.
sesame chicken, white rise, sesame noodles, kung pow chicken, mushu chicken, teriaki steak/chicken
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An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
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A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.
Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)
Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
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(n) the act of blowing your load in a girl's eyes and as she wipes the spunk out of her eyes, (hence the chinese part) you smack her in the face with your cock
Last night i pulled a chinese fadunk on Lisi.
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An Oxymoron
Billy: "Hey man Chinese Democracy finally came out after 10 years"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
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A small, moist, yet meaty ball of fecies that fires out of the anus with deadly force. A chinese fireball is typically greasy, about half the size of the average human fist and has deadly accuracy. Typical symptoms include pre-shit bubble farts and a whistling sphincter effect. Approach with caution.
Dave, dude, I thought you had to take a shit. It's only been 40 seconds.
Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.
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