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A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme
Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times
Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.
Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"
Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?
Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!
Person B: chronically online ass go outside
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The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.
The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...
Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?
Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...
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Refers to Marijuana or Synthetic Marijuana joint.
"Hey man try smoke this Chronic Shit"
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It's a lot like Chronic fatigue, but entirely bullshit.
There is only one known case to man kind, this case is found in the beautiful man, most commonly known as Steven Charles Vella.
"Hey man why you late to school again?"
"Hey Bro, i couldn't wake up, my chronic ceebs flared up again"
"Sounds like Bullshit"
"Nah man, It's real! Ask my mum."
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the feeling you get when you know what you have to do but you dont want to do it for no reason other than pure laziness. its what underclassmen get before their senior year.
xtine: i have chronic laziness
whit: u have early sympton of senioritis
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These people tend to spend way too much time on tiktok, twitter, or tumblr, and create a whole personality only based on things they see online. They have no real interests and often fake mental illnesses to seem “relatable” or “different.” Some of these people often are also performative activists and participate in activism only because it is seen as “currently trending.” Some of these people also get angry if you don’t put trigger warning for unnecessary things such as: numbers, pronouns, MEN(wtf), white people(also wtf), and other thing you would encounter in a normal day outside of your house. A large majority of these people also go by just made up neopronouns that are so embarrassing that it’s making fun of the trans community at this point. (🖤/🖤self; 🌸/🌸self; bunny/bunnyself) There are so many other things wrong with these people and this is just a few, but I am SO SORRY FOR YOU if you’ve ever had to deal with anyone like this.
p1: Did you hear p3? They just yelled at me for not using a trigger warning for numbers.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.
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