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When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
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When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.
Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.
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The act of thrusting one's genitals (female in this case) violently for the purpose of celebration. The act pertains to a movement generating at the pelvis.
"Omg Stacey, I cannot wait to get out and pussy chuck tonight. I've been locked in the house for too long."
Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
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A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...
-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God
Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?
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To act one way when around certain persons, yet act in a separate and weird or different way when around a larger group or different set of people. Male version of the word Charlene
Guy 1-
This morning Bill was acting very nice to me, but when his other friends met up with us he was being mean and hurtful to my soul!
Guy 2-
Ya, I could tell that guy was a total Chuck from the time I met him!
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Urban Dictionary can't define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with only one bird.
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