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An individual who teases you with the prospect of knowing the time by keeping various clocks or watches nearby but has them all set to different times.
"Dude stop being a total clock tease"
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A clock that certain people can set to wake up at a set time, without outside interference. Internal clock can vary the "wake time" the user may wake up at an exact time to the millisecond or within 10 minutes. Results vary per person.
Typically the internal clock will allow the user to wake up with very little drowsiness.
To set the internal clock the user must think of the time for at least 3 seconds. Results vary per person.
*Note: if user ignores his internal clock and goes back to sleep they may be more tired than normal when waking up. Not Suggested!
User: We gotta come in to work early tomorrow and my clock ran out of batterys.
Guy: Don't worry just set your internal clock tonight.
-Next day
User: Worked like a charm. Why do people waste money on alarm clocks.
Guy: Told ya so
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to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
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When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.
Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."
Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.
It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.
Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
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"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"
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Strawberry Clock is basically a Strawberry with a clock face for a face, complete with clock hands. He is the self-proclaimed King of the Portal, and is also coolboyman. It is said that StrawberryClock had started the Clock Crew, but it was infact, 3 other clocks - OrangeClock, RaspberryClock and AppleClock. StrawberryClock was considered notorious among most NG Users, making bad animations - the most infamous being 'B'. B wasn't an animation at all, just a red B in a white background. StrawberryClock has been treated as a bad guy in some Flash movies.
"StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal. Everyone loves StrawberryClock. If you don't like StrawberryClock, you are insane and must be burned at the stake.", The opposite of Clock Subliminal Messages by grandmasterj.
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The king of the portal.
Everyone loves StrawberryClock.
StrawberryClock is the king of the portal.
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