colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
The Colby is when you ask your girl to stick her thumb in your butt during intercourse and you call her Jorge Masvidal.
Let’s get a little freaky tonight, and you give me the Colby
When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...
Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!
Colby Brock? Do you mean the most perfect, handsome, hot, cute, soft kansas boy ever?
I could talk about colby for hours on end, where do i even start?! That i would let him do ANYTHING to me? I mean ANYTHING. If he hold me to go kill somebody for his love, i would. Go rob a old lady for you? OFC!!!!
Them: do you know Colby brock?
Me: do i know the hottest most perfect boy from kansas?! OFC I DO!!
Them: oh..? Cool…?
*insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
the hottest man alive.
friend 1: hey you know who Colby Brock is?
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
the best thing to happen to anyone as he is so good and great and he is always got a great smile and he makes other people smile and he is so beautiful, got cereal in there. I want him so bad. ❤️❤️🦹 ♀️🦹 ♀️⭐️⭐️🐱🐱🦆👅👅🩸🩸🩸💕💕😻💨💨💨💨💨💗💝💝😎🐾🐾🕊🕊🕊🕊😞😞😞😞💓💓💓💓💝💓😎😎😎tiktoks= @ellaamerritt @colbslver
Hey how’s it goin? Oh Colby Brocks going good! Cereal in my tummy