college sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two slices of bread, with a slice of bread in-between.

College sandwich. 100% bready goodness.

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Mentor College

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!

Mentor College never gets snow days.

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college poses

Completely unatural poses that make you appear smaller/skinnier or better looking, stolen from the movie superbad

90% of myspace default pictures feature college poses.

college confidential

A website where pretentious nerds troll all day about high school/college and make other people who read their posts want to crawl in a hole.

PretentiousDouche09:

Hey everyone on College Confidential, my name is Cornelius. Plz chance me for admittance into Ivy League; I want to go to Harvard!!!1!!

Stats:

4.75 GPA (weighted)

2400 SAT, 36 ACT (both one sitting)

APs- 5's in Chemistry, Biology, Physics B, Physics C, Calculus BC, English Language, English Literature, Psychology, Environmental Science, World History, U.S. History, Spanish, French, Chinese, Latin, Statistics, Microeconomics, Macroeconomics. I could have totally taken Italian also if I had enough room in my schedule >.<

I don't feel like listing my ECs, but here's a brief run-down:
-Class Prez, VP, Secretary, and Treasurer all at the same time for 4 years
-Piano: performed at Carnegie Hall 9x, played at White House
-Spent summer in Africa to build houses for the poor; found the cure for AIDS while there
-Internship at Harvard Medical Center
-Volunteered at Soup Kitchen 1000 hours
-3 jobs
-Created 4 clubs at my school, President of 12 others
-Varsity Track, Swimming, and Tennis (captain for all three)
-National Merit Finalist
-Won Intel
-Attended Biology, Physics, and Chemistry Olympiad study camps
-USAMO 3x

I'm kinda nervous right now-should I do more ECs? Improve my GPA??? I'm freaking out!!!!!!

ZombiSlayr5000:
THAT'S SO WEAK! I HAVE LIKE 10x MORE ECs THAN YOU!

PretentiousDouche09:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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college whore

a sweet girl who goes to college and suddenly turns into an out of control fuck monster with complete disregard for values, morals, and being faithful to a boyfriend if she has one.

monica was innocent and sweet until she went to san diego state university...there she turned into an evil college whore

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College Student

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.

I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.

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College life

Think of your balls with the skin torn away and your balls hanging and then being kicked there

Think of your balls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life - Thebluehour

Holy shit - BlackenHysteria

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