A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.
Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.
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When a guy skeets in a girls mouth and then making out with eachother.
She was sucking so good last night when i came in her mouth she turned around and gave me a snowball in colorado! So I used my Bitchmote on her and shortly after we made up and did the Kissambo later that evening.
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Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.
RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.
Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.
Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.
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A) Well, it's a can of Coors, brewed from a mountain stream. It'll set your insides on fire and make your kidneys scream. Sure is fine.
B) A song by Johnny Paycheck, one of the original outlaws of the 1970's, featured on his 1977 album "Take This Job and Shove It."
"Hey barmaid, bring us all a tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid."
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Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.
Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.
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When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow
Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.
A place where everyone socializes through homework and studying, most of the time without girls.
I go to the Colorado School of Mines.
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