Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters

Go commit heart no pump

conspiracy to commit a crime

Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

2: I will kidnap you
1: wtf
1: thats conspiracy to commit a crime

commit-push-run

When you commit source code to the repository as the last thing you do that day, weekday or before vacation.

Finally friday. And I just did commit-push-run so it's definitely time to go home.

go commit depression

making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.

go commit depression!!!!

commit Lethe Bath

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.

*Sees cursed post*
That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.

go commit oofercide

I was jhonny deppressed in roblox and i wanted to die it didnt let me say suicide because im 3 years old so i said I HATE MY LIFE IM GOING TO COMMIT OOFERCIDE

_eat weewee_

-go commit oofercide-

go commit die

A kid who doesn’t know how to say commit suicide or die in ROBLOX.

kid: go commit die
kid 2: ok.

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