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A punk who is a conservative. Not an oxymoron. Its worth noting on Punk Magazine's original bottom 99 list in 1978 liberals were number 33.
Johnny Ramone is a conservative punk.
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A sentence that does not exist in the English language.
President Bush is the least compassionate conservative ever.
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A masochistic ignorant tool for corporate globalization and the iq equivalent of a liberal punk. They have an astonishing inability to see they take more from the world than they actually give. They generally hate everybody and think they are god's gift to free market exploitation. When usually they forget they have a mowawk and nobody takes them seriously.
Dickweed#1: I'm a conservative punk because i'm creative and earned every penny i have. Fuck everybody who can't come up with lyrics like "i gave your kid aids."
Dickweed#2: I'm a liberal punk who plays guitar on weekends and dreams of getting off my fat ass to do community service.
Some guy: How about fuck people who try to impose their beliefs on others whether it be business or government.
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A group of white privileged people who think they can run a country, the only people that vote for them are old white people (mainly over the age of 60 and called Karen).
Wow, look at that old racist white donny.
Yh, he must have voted the Conservative party.
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You know... that one guy who's always talking about lazy motherfuckers when he is actually one as well. He wants no law to restrain him from building a motor in his garage and importing phillipino hookers. He says that ron paul should be elected so that we can revert back to a barter system where only real men can survive and reproduce. He read atlas shrugged and was inspired enough to quit his job at mcdonalds to start a band called rand flag. Everything he has accomplished has been by himself, at least that's what his father taught him (used car salesman). You know.... that one guy who stands alone with every original idea we've ever heard.
Hey bill get out of the garage!
Conservative punk: Fuck no man! I'm gonna build the world!!! Get outta here with your socialist propaganda and your buttfuckingly horrendous authority over me!
Hey bill! You just need a hug!!
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The Evil conservative is an exceedingly wicked person who gains in his or her personal career by advancing injustice and cruelty to a marginalized segment of society. These people are exceedingly cruel and heartless because they are kicking and destroying what is ALWAYS MARGINALIZED AND defenseless. (Thus, for example, amputees who are poor do not get prosthetic appliances because NEOCONwar plans of world conquest need support, even though the wealthy elities get massive tax refunds, during the same war period.)The primary weapon of the evil conservative is, of course, evil, which begins, invariably, with slander. Slander need not be as defined at American law, it is the deliberate degrading of another human being to sub human status, to a status low enough to "legitimize" all others kicking and destroying them. To an evil conservative a human being cannot change, reform, he or she is defined by the greatest mistake they ever made. Thus, for example, it isn't "murder of a human being" if you kill a drug addict, to the evil neoconservative, it's killing a lower life form known as a drug addict. Examples of evil conservatives are Dick Cheney (quite possibly the most wicked man to ever live), Don Rumsfeld (a very, very close runner up), I "Scooter" Libby, (who is being prosecuted for his wickedness) Douglas Feith (a exceedingly sinister devil), David Wurmser (a known closet neofascist), Richard Perl (he's just insane or quite possibly possessed by the Devil), the entire GOP Congress (an exceedingly evil bunch of wicked conservatives), and 3/4 of all sitting judges on any modern American Court ( who say they are bound to follow wicked and evil laws even though when the Nuremburg Judges of fascist Germany did it by obeying the Nuremburg Laws American-led justice sentenced them to life in prison, saying the courts had a duty to not follow evil law.)
Did you know that Richard Cheney made sure the Social Security Administration changed its rules to make sure that all disabled amputees who are not indpendently wealthy were treated with deliberate cruelty?
No, I didn't, what did he do?
He made them change their rules to say that a man missing a leg isn't disabled IF an artificial leg, that he doesn't have and the SSA won't pay for and he cannnot afford to buy it and won't have one in order to work, would enable him to work and he is, therefore, NOT DISABLED!
That evil conservative! Why did he do that?
Because Dick Cheney wants the American government to resemble his father, the Devil.
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American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.
Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.
I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.
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